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I'll get a compliment sandwich, hold the compliment
[On the bench, after running a basketball game]Me:Hey, congratulations on your new baby girl.Friend:Thanks man.Me:What’s her name?Friend:KaitlinMe:Shit, that’s a really great name man.Friend:Thanks man.Other friend:What would you have said if her name sucked?Me:(Pause)Other friend:What if her name was…Sailor Moon?Me:(Pause) Oh. (Pause) Aiite.